From The Onion. Totally silly.

No. Way.

How appropriate.

So true, so true.

Didn’t PETA say anything?

For insomniacs like me.

The concept is pretty simple: the site presents you with a word and you have to decide if it’s a cheese or a font. Pretty brilliant and hilarious, if you ask me.

See the less PC, but just as fun(ny): Steakhouse or Gay Bar?

A 22 pound portable computer? It least it doesn’t smell like a fish.

No cats were harmed in the production of this YouTube video.

Helvetica: “Arial, I haven’t seen you since you cloned me and stole my identity!” Classic.

For more humor, view the HTML source.

As presented by Internet Explorer 8.

What I want to know is how much the Onion spends on these videos.

Yeah, that’s about right. Stolen from Dilbert.

So…funny.

I’ve been there. Oh, I’ve been there.

Close to 3,000 personal computers in the Bay Area!

Turn the volume down — not safe for work. But very, very funny, and matches a conversation I had with someone that knows about Sony’s products.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

That is impressive.

I can’t believe it’s been 25 years. Happy anniversary, Macintosh.

Great meme.

Stolen from xkcd.

I really want to be Bill Murray.

Let’s bailout the GM’s of the world while we let the tech companies suffer. Ha!

Stolen from VentureBeat.

Stolen from Irish Blue in a Running Shoe.

I don’t get it.

How many of us have been there?

Words of the same at Coding Slave.

What font goes best with beer?

Wingdings!

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion USD. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who (God willing) will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a former U.S. congressional leader and the architect of the PALIN / McCain Financial Doctrine, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. As such, you can be assured that this transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,

Minister of Treasury Paulson

Note this video is really not safe for work and completely inappropriate.

I.

Love.

The.

Web.

I love that Michael J. Fox picture, and that phone.

No…really.

The complete list is at Graphic Design Blog.

If only most companies took the care to design a usable project urinal companies do.

This comes by courtesy of BoingBoing. Check out the IHam 5JS , an Apple spoof site by Shackleton, a PR firm in Spain. Absolutely hilarious! It gives me the same satisfaction as when Apple lowered the price of the Iphone after 3 months on the market and made hordes of early adopters “IRate.” Don’t get me wrong. I love Apple products, but the smugness of some Apple-philes drive me nuts. Just goes to prove that even the ridiculous (in this case, a ham) can be cool, if packaged in the sleek Apple grey and presented by an ultra geek in black glasses.

I was stuck on an airplane most of Thursday evening, so I cranked up the iPod Touch to watch “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.” To this day, it astounds me how funny and usable the interface is for the guide in the movie.

A: Four and a random third person. One to complain about the bulb, one to complain about the light-holder, one to complain about the way the bulb has to be changed and one to write a note stating how the next person entering the room should change the light-holder, which bulb to use and how it should be done.

Stolen from WebWord.

Stolen from Dilbert.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

David Dixon

Everything is gone;
Your life’s work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

David Carlson

I’m sorry, there’s — um –
insufficient — what’s-it-called?
The term eludes me …

Owen Mathews

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Peter Rothman

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

Chris Walsh

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Barry L. Brumitt

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

Pat Davis

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

David J. Liszewski

Errors have occurred.
We won’t tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Charlie Gibbs

Server’s poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

Rik Jespersen

Stolen from Linux Kung Fu Blog.