This was over at On Money Making. How true:

• And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free.
• I'm not a smart man… but I know what love is.
• Stupid is as stupid does.
• When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go… you know… I went.
• Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.
• I gotta save Bubba!
• Jenny taught me how to climb. And I taught her how to dangle.

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