Classic:

“One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o’clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they’re looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an asshole. This was the latter case.”

I wish I had something that was worth $100 million.

Even $30 million.

I wouldn’t be suing, I’d be enjoying my life.